Friday, August 28, 2009

Gossip Girls

Spoiled rotten, gossip girl. Who is she and why does she exist? I understand if she wants a little bonding time and dosen't have half a brain to start a real conversation other than gossip. But why must she make things up? Is the the drama in her life not enough? Please somebody explain this to me, and how do I detect her and keep the double sided crazy away? aahhh!

1 comment:

  1. I have encountered this creature you are talking about. As far as I know the only way to defeat them is to create a diversion while they are complaining about the sun and how hot it is. After you get them distracted (best way is to ask a sincere question) grab a wooden stake and jam it through its heart. As they lay on the ground bleeding to death a final plea may come from the creature. Don’t listen. Remember nothing that comes from its mouth can ever be trusted.

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